The Accused

Mugshot #1

Charged with embarrassing his mother.

The incident happened earlier today inside the Albertsons grocery store off of I-35 in New Braunfels, Texas. While in the check out line, the accused overheard a conversation taking place between his older sister and mother. It was a discussion on modesty, because his sister noticed some women dressed in bikinis on the cover of magazines. His sister said, "Mommy, those women are naked!" His mother then explained that "No, they were not naked, just dressed immodestly." The accused then proceeded to laugh and say, "Naked women? Oh, I see them." His mother then turned the magazine around and said, "Don't talk about it anymore." The accused, catching on to the fact that what he had just said was not an appropriate thing to be saying, and that he had been asked to stop (opportunity to disobey), got a gleam in his eye and a giggle in his voice, and at the top of his lungs screamed, "NAKED WOMEN, NAKED WOMEN, NAKED WOMEN!!!" After his mother returned to her natural color, and "the looks" from around the packed check out lines stopped, he and his family retreated to the car. A complaint was filed with the Judge (Daddy) upon arrival at home.

* The sentencing should be light since the Judge couldn't stop laughing.